Im at the strip club basement in PA and I meet this woman and I buy 2 strippers at once. One of them starts putting her face on my dick and balls and says this is how to treat a man. But I like the other woman better, her name is candy. She has an unreal ass. At the same time she has all these red dots on her face, I think its herpes and am somewhat scared. I dont want herpes. She gives me her card and says she gives massages. Next day I text her for massage and ask if she gives happy endings. She calls me and angrily tells me that, "You know you are wrong". Now im completely confused, shes a stripper and gives massages but no happy endings. What kind of sleezy ass woman is this? I moving to las vegas because there are happy endings.
Im at the gym lifting weights, on my way to the water fountain, this hulkish man and I make eye contact. Fear immediately permeates my body. Does this man know i'm gay? And when I was looking at him I was checking him out? Did I just get caught? FML. He gets off his machine and starts heading towards me. Im so scared. Hes so strong. He says he saw me working on the incline chest machine and that I was doing the exercise incorrectly. What you have to do is, plant yourself in the seat, stick your butt out, and push with explosion. Then he demonstrates sticking his butt out. Why is this man doing this to me? I said thank you and left. Should I of asked him if he is gay when he started sticking his butt out?
